Once started in the marshes of the Forgotten Splash Realm, the Bobergang consists of four beaver icons:
Don Damiano – The founder. Built the first dam with pure swagger.
Professor Plons – The brain. Reads water currents like math.
Sigma Stanislav – The mysterious lone wolf. Works alone, builds better than anyone.
Boris de Balg – Does nothing, achieves everything. Snack champion and chill legend.
Together they build dams, judge ponds on vibe, and professionally ignore ducks.
The Bobergang isn’t a club. It’s a lifestyle.
Splash hard. Rest harder. Kurwa always.
In the year 420 B.C. (Before Chillers), Don Damiano built the very first dam from pure charisma and logs.
He was instantly crowned the Godfather of the Splash.
He spoke the legendary words:
"A dam without style is just wet concrete."
Then appeared Professor Plons.
He read the currents of the water as if it were poetry, teaching other bobers how to calculate with tree bark and gravity.
It’s said he invented the beaver Wi-Fi network using acorns.
Out of the shadows of an unknown Siberian creek came Sigma Stanislav. Nobody asked him to help. He did it anyway. Alone, he built a dam from titanium willow branches. He rarely speaks, but when he does, the water trembles.
Finally came Boris de Balg, the beaver who does nothing but gets everything done. He pretended to be looking for snacks but just hung around. Within a week, he became the Chief Relax Officer (CRO) of the Bobergang. His motto:
“Splash calmly, there’s no deadline.”
Today, they operate from their secret HQ at Super Sigma Dambunker 47B, where they:
Build dams for those worthy.
Judge ponds on vibe.
Mock ducks who think they’re cool.
Founded a big bober community where bobers can be themselves (and sigma).
They also met the 4 premium bobers here,
and the community keeps expanding through meetups and applications on this site.